
Yesterday I was in a dancing mood. In my dancing frog socks(the things are too big for my small feet). Listening to Shakira's "hips don't lie"
Don't be fooled.
My hips lie.
Mid hip shake I managed to slide, falling backwards and making a loud thump against hard, cheap, college floor. In my room of course. That still did not hide my embarrassment.
Some how this loud thump, also hurt my now tender knee which I have been limping on all day.
If anyone asks I hurt myself doing something really extreme. Skatboarding perhaps. They don't have to know I don't skateboard.
But anything is better than "in my attempts to dance in my room at 11pm last night I slipped on my cool socks, busting my bum and knee and now have the limp to prove I cannot seductively move like shakira even if I try... in my room...alone."
Shakira....we are no longer tight.
Now everytime the song plays, my knee inadvertently hurts.
Wyclef would not be proud.
2 comments:
Shakira is my fave artist !! with La Ley, of course :) La Ley is a rock en espaƱol group, and they are from Chile. I hope you are feeling better about your knee; have a nice weekend :)
but those are THE BEST socks ever. maybe just not dancing socks.
you need new dancing socks. that's all.
it makes me really happy to think of you dancing around in your room. keep it up.
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