Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Going to Whip up the Speed Tonight

No i am not a drug addict, but i was watching Entertainment Tonight and i think it is so weird when the present their documentation of something in the form telling us how to do something bad and give an incentive for those gullible to try it. Don't know what i am talking about? Case in point. There was some girl who was talking about how she took the drug speed and lost 20 pounds in a week. 20 pounds! Though it is totally horrible that she wanted to lose weight so bad that she took speed to lose it. But i imagine some girl with her pad and pencil out equipped with the steps to lose wait by scoring speed. I figure it would go something like this

Hailey's Weight plan
DAY 1) Score some speed from local kid at school
Day 2) Take speed
Day 3) In no time i was be as thin as a rail...YEAH.

Why don't we just teach the techniques for making anthrax for christ sakes, i mean it was so hilarious(in a morbid way) to watch that, and sad that we have become so obsessed with having this unnatural quest for beauty that now taking speed is a new diet plan

Beckett Hughes does not endorse the use of speed, crack or any other hazardous and dangerous drugs in someone's quest to lose weight. Any one who thus begins using speed because of the statements in this journal is an idiot. Holla

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