Short boy got solicited by a "cruiser" in the men's bathroom at work.
At first being the sexually naive person that i am i thought he was talking about a car.
I mean cruisers are cars aren't they, except i don't think you can fit a cruiser in the bathroom.
After short boy and my boss gave me the look like "not that kind of cruiser sweetheart", the light bulb clicked on.
Apparently while doing his business in the bathroom, a "nice" "helpful" hand reached over, under...i don't know, to help him "finish".
Not only did short boy come in the office mortified but he has the whole library staff talking about the incident.
I must say i feel a little bad for short boy, but as soon as i left the office i died a little from laughter.
More to come after this subway break.
4 comments:
Yikes.
wow!
he must have made eye contact. that's the go-ahead signal for such things.
don't ask why i know that.
Wait a minute... what's a cruiser?! and WHAT did he do?! touch him while he's going to the washroom?!
apparently( i just learned this too so i'm a little fuzzy about it) s cruiser is a person who looks for sex in public places. In short boys case, someone in the bathroom looked Inappropriately at his "junk" and then gestured to him in the urinal for some sexual favor. After short boy made the "what the hell face" the cruiser fled and the cops were called.
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