Maneater.

Oh we're in trouble.

I don't think i need to say that the hottness meter at the library is not at an all time high. For some reason there aren't that many hot dudes lining up to work at the university library. Our staff is composed of mainly girls, which for the most part is no problem, except for the horny girls at my job who are dying for a hot dude to grace our presence.

There is separation between shelvers (what i do) and the people who work at the front desk. And all the really attractive guys work there. But i guess the hassle of having to take the elevator upstairs to see a handsome face is just too much for us.

After having an amazing extending sleep this morning ( my 9 o'clock class was cancelled), i made my way to the library. As soon as i opened the door to the break room, Short Boy's Ex-Girlfriend (Amanda) gasped, screamed my name really loudly and then said "There is a new hot guy working here. come. quick"

Interests stirred, i plopped my bookbag down on some chair and walked (ran) into the office where my boss (Debbie Downer), my sort of other boss (Kathleen), and Julie (another student shelver) sat, wiping the drool from their face.



I missed him by about 30 minutes, but watching 4 reasonably sane girls transform into honry vixens only prove that he was the hottest thing that ever walked inside the library. Good Luck Kid. Apparently the new guys name is Chad, and he's not only hot but super HOTT. My boss, whose the most miserable human being i have ever met, even had a glow to her when talking about him. "This is the first time, that i've ever actually said "damn he is hot" about anyone in this office" she said, her face turning the same shade as her red hair.



And if she, Debbie Downer of all Debbie Downers, says that shit, then it must be true.



We had to have been in the office for an hour. Me and Julie had not seen him , so we were listening intently to their description of him. By the way Amanda, Kathleen, and Debbie Downer were talking, he's a walking adonis, causing women to fall at their feet and offer their womb to him. I played into the idea for a while, drooling slightly at the thought of having this extrodinary hot and apparently nice guy working for us.

It wouldn't be so bad. The only guys on our floor is a) one who sweats b) one who wants to be called Jobby one Kanoby c) one dating Julie and d) one who signs in for work and then leaves. The thought of having a normal looking guy is almost two much to handle.

Of course, Amanda offered to train him or Tuesday, along with showing him around and getting him acquainted with everyone. Julie plans on wearing something slightly skimpy, Kathleen has a baby and a boyfriend and told us all to go calm down, and Debbie Downer sighed because he was totally her type but was too young and a coworker.

I am a little hesistant by his addition to the workplace, especailly if he is as gorgeous as everyone says. We have placed a non monetary bets that he has a girlfriend or even a wife. Despite Debbie Downer saying that he seemed like a nice person, i don't think you can assess someone's complete personality during an interview.

If figure that someone that hot, must know they are gorgegous, and i have no want to feed into it. I think it would be giving him to much attention, especially since everyone is playing the "whose going to get a shot at love" game with him.

On tuesday i suspect all of us will get to work extra early, to get a glance at him. Amanda will no doubt wear tight pants, Julie will wear a low cut shirt, and i think i am just going to bum it out like i usually do.

He can't be that hot? Or at least i hope not for the sake of his survival on the job.