I wonder how many unanswered phone calls it will take until Marie calls the FBI to locate where i have been hiding.
14 days and counting and i think she may be catching on that i don't wish to talk to her.
If i not hearing about her boyfriend, I'm hearing about her trying not to talk about her boyfriend.
I think it's safe to say that for the time being, ignoring my vibrating phone is for the benefit of my well being.
I'll have to make up some really good excuse when i finally answer my phone:
Perhaps i flew to some third world country to do charitable work and i was too wrapped up in saving the children to answer the phone.
Or, my phone fell in the bath tub(because everyone uses the phone in the bathtub) and i had wait to get my new cell phone.
I got sick from all the cheesecake i ate during the holidays and have spent time recovering.
Or my personal favorite excuse: You called? When? I can barely find the thing in my junky room.
In any case, I'll continue ignoring the many calls that are piling up in my cell phone.
And as long as she doesn't stop in any neighborhood book/coffee/music stores(and occasionally target) than i am safe from being discovered.
14 days and counting and i think she may be catching on that i don't wish to talk to her.
If i not hearing about her boyfriend, I'm hearing about her trying not to talk about her boyfriend.
I think it's safe to say that for the time being, ignoring my vibrating phone is for the benefit of my well being.
I'll have to make up some really good excuse when i finally answer my phone:
Perhaps i flew to some third world country to do charitable work and i was too wrapped up in saving the children to answer the phone.
Or, my phone fell in the bath tub(because everyone uses the phone in the bathtub) and i had wait to get my new cell phone.
I got sick from all the cheesecake i ate during the holidays and have spent time recovering.
Or my personal favorite excuse: You called? When? I can barely find the thing in my junky room.
In any case, I'll continue ignoring the many calls that are piling up in my cell phone.
And as long as she doesn't stop in any neighborhood book/coffee/music stores(and occasionally target) than i am safe from being discovered.
3 comments:
i like your post title.
and artwork.
i still do wish you'd post a picture of yourself....you're my only "blog-friend" who i've never 'seen'!!
I would offer up some of my better excuses for not answering the phone when someone calls, but I fear that they may incriminate me.
And yes, a simple pic is all we ask!
I mean if I can post a pic of me when I am sick as a dog...
If it wasn't for the whole witness protection situation i would totally post a picture...
But all in honesty i am just waiting until i am miles away from this school before posting pics. I don't think half the people would like what i have written about them, and i am trying not to get stoned and mauled by my peers.
But i promise in due time, pics of me will be posted.
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